• RECALL NOTICE

    This is totally amazing.  Be sure to read  it.  Talk about clever and to the point!

    Never heard it put quite like this before

    RECALL  NOTICE:

    The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling  all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component  of the heart.
    This is due to a malfunction in the original  prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

    This defect has been identified as “Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality,”  more commonly known as  S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
    Some of the symptoms                          include :

    1. Loss of direction
    2. Foul vocal emissions
    3. Amnesia of origin
    4. Lack of peace and joy
    5. Selfish or violent behavior
    6. Depression or confusion
    7. Fearfulness
    8. Idolatry
    9. Rebellion

    The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

    The Repair Technician , JESUS,  has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

    The number to call for repair in all areas is:      P-R-A-Y-E-R .

    Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN  through the REPENTANCE procedure.

    Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus , into the heart                        component.

    No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus  will replace it  with:

    1.  Love
    2. Joy
    3.. Peace
    4. Patience
    5. Kindness
    6. Goodness
    7. Faithfulness
    8. Gentleness
    9.. Self  control

    Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.  (BEST Instructions Before  Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

    WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,  exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free  emergency service, call on Jesus .

    DANGER:  The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

    - GOD

    P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee  mail’!

    Because HE  Lives!

     
  • JESUS ON THE BEACH

    This is Awesome! I hope you enjoy it; It is incredible!

    Pictures below are from a beach in Maryland. Isn’t the artwork awesome? Be sure to open up your screen all the way. The man creates new ones each day, as the ocean washes away his work every day

    The ‘ARTIST’ is Chuck Ritchey, Sr. I have watched this man work on the beach at Ocean City, Maryland.

    Each time I watch him, I marvel at his talent and fortitude, because it is true that his works get washed away with the tide and he does them again.

    He is certainly a witness for Jesus Christ as thousands of people, in the course of a day, view his work and watch as he crafts his treasures. May his message be viewed by many.

     

    Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections!


    God did not promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain.

     

    But what he DOES promise is ‘STRENGTH’ for the day, ‘COMFORT’ for the tears & ‘LIGHT’ for the way.

     

     

     

     

     
  • THEY DON’T HAVE WHAT?

    A young woman was pulled over in Austin , Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball.”

    He replied, ” Texas State Troopers don’t have…balls.”

    There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he’d just said.

    He then closed his book, tipped his hat and said “Have a good day Ma’am”, got back in his patrol car and left.

    She was laughing too hard to start her car.

     
  • THE ECONOMY FIX…..BY A SENIOR CITIZEN

    BEST THING I HAVE HEARD YET…..From a senior citizen around 80 yrs. of age.

    The Fix

    There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it!

    Dear Mr. President,

    Please find below my suggestion for fixing America ‘s economy.

    Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

    You can call it the “Patriotic Retirement Plan”

    There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

    1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.

    2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.

    3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.

    4) invest half in retirement income – wall street fixed.
    It can’t get any easier than that!!

    P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes….

    Mr. President, while you’re at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I’ll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

    If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
    If not, please disregard.

     
  • AN AWESOME STORY



    Because of Love (Please read all the way to the end)



    A brother and sister had made their usual hurried, obligatory Pre-Christmas visit to the little farm where dwelt their elderly parents with their small herd of horses. The farm was where they had grown up and had been named Lone Pine Farm because of the huge pine, which topped the hill behind the farm. Through the years the tree had become kind of a talisman to the old man and his wife, and a landmark in the countryside. The young siblings had fond memories of their childhood here, but the city hustle and bustle added more excitement to their lives, and called them away to a different life.


    The old folks no longer showed their horses, for the years had taken their toll, and getting  out to the barn on those frosty mornings was getting harder, but it gave them a reason to get up in the mornings and a reason to live. They sold a few foals each year, and the horses were their reason for joy in the morning and contentment at day’s end.


    Angry, as they prepared to leave, the youngsters confronted the old folks “Why do you not at least dispose of The Old One.” She is no longer of use to you. It’s been years since you’ve had foals from her. You should cut corners and save so you can have more for yourselves. How can this old worn out horse bring you anything but expense and work? Why do you keep her anyway?”


    The old man looked down at his worn boots, holes in the toes, scuffed at the barn floor and replied, ” Yes, I could use a pair of new boots.”


    His arm slid defensively about the Old One’s neck as he drew her near with gentle caressing he rubbed her softly behind her ears. He replied softly, “We keep her             because of love. Nothing else, just love.”


    Baffled and irritated, the young folks wished the old man and his wife a Merry Christmas and headed back toward the city as darkness stole through the valley.


    The old couple shook their heads in sorrow that it had not been a happy visit. A tear fell upon their cheeks. How is it that these young folks do not understand the peace of the love that filled their hearts?


    So it was, that because of the unhappy leave-taking, no one noticed the insulation smoldering on the frayed wires in the old barn. None saw the first spark fall. None but the “Old One”.


    In a matter of minutes, the whole barn was ablaze and the hungry flames were licking at the loft full of hay. With a cry of horror and despair, the old man shouted to his wife to call for help as he raced to the barn to save their beloved horses. But the flames were roaring now, and the blazing heat drove him back. He sank sobbing to the ground, helpless before the fire’s fury. His wife back from calling for help cradled him in her arms, clinging to each other, they wept at their loss.


    By the time the fire department arrived, only smoking, glowing ruins were left, and the old man and his wife, exhausted from their grief, huddled together before the barn. They were speechless as they rose from the cold snow covered ground. They nodded thanks to the firemen as there was nothing anyone could do now. The old man turned to his wife, resting her white head upon his shoulders as his shaking old hands clumsily dried her tears with a frayed red bandanna. Brokenly he whispered, “We have lost much, but God has spared our home on this eve of Christmas. Let us gather strength and climb the hill to the old pine  where we have sought comfort in times of despair. We will look down upon our home and give thanks to God that it has been spared and pray for our beloved most precious gifts that have been taken from us.


    And so, he took her by the hand and slowly helped her up the snowy hill as he brushed aside his own tears with the back of his old and withered hand .


    The journey up the hill was hard for their old bodies in the steep snow. As they stepped over the little knoll at the crest of the hill, they paused to rest, looking up to the top of the hill the old couple gasped and fell to their knees in amazement at the incredible beauty before them.


    Seemingly, every glorious, brilliant star in the heavens was caught up in the glittering,        snow-frosted branches of their beloved pine, and it was aglow with heavenly candles. And poised on its top most bough, a crystal crescent moon glistened like spun glass. Never had a mere mortal created a Christmas tree such as this. They were breathless as the old man held his wife tighter in his arms.


    Suddenly, the old man gave a cry of wonder and incredible joy. Amazed and mystified, he took his wife by the hand and pulled her forward. There, beneath the tree, in             resplendent glory, a mist hovering over and glowing in the darkness was their Christmas gift. Shadows glistening in the night light.


    Bedded down about the “Old One” close to the trunk of the tree, was the entire herd, safe.


    At the first hint of smoke, she had pushed the door ajar with her muzzle and had led the horses through it. Slowly and with great dignity, never looking back, she had led them up the hill, stepping cautiously through the snow. The foals were frightened and dashed about. The skittish yearnings looked back at the crackling, hungry flames, and tucked their tails under them as they licked their lips and hopped like rabbits. The mares that were in foal with a new years crop of babies, pressed uneasily against the “Old One” as she moved calmly up the hill and to safety beneath the pine. And now she lay among them and gazed at the faces of the old man and his wife.


    Those she loved she had not disappointed. Her body was brittle with years, tired from the climb, but the golden eyes were filled with devotion as she offered her gift—


    Because of love. Only Because of love.


    Tears flowed as the old couple shouted their praise and joy… And again the peace of love   filled their hearts.


    This is a true story.


    Willy Eagle


    This is an Inspirational message sent to a small group of people. My hope is that it will make your day just a little bit better.


    Keep reading


    Cancer is a strange cell. Going along for years in remission and then one day it pops its head up again. Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure.


    A SMALL REQUEST… 93% won’t forward, but I’m Sure You Will……. A small request….Just one line

     

    “Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer. Amen”


    All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it’s only to one more person. In memory of anyone you know who has been struck down by cancer or is still living with it.

    GOD BLESS

     

     

     

     

     

     

     
  • 9 MARINES

    Message from   Iraq

     

    This came from a Marine unit over in   Iraq   … Their wish is to send it

    to as many people in the country as possible.

    (Be sure to read their note at the end of the e-mail).. Hopefully we can help them achieve their goal.

    I HOPE I DO NOT HEAR OF ANYONE BREAKING THIS ONE OR SEE IT DELETED

    This is a ribbon for

    soldiers fighting in   Iraq   . Pass it on to everyone

    and pray.   

    SLEEP LAST NIGHT?   

    Bed a little lumpy….Toss and  Turn any….Wish the heat was higher… 

    Maybe the a/c Wasn’t on….or, you Had to go to the john……or needed a drink of water…. 

     

    Yes.. It is like that!  Count your blessings, pray for them, Talk to your Creator,    And, The next time when…

    The other car cuts you off and you must hit the brakes,  Or you have to park a little further from Walmart than

    you want to be,     Or         you’re served slightly warm food at the restaurant,        Or       you’re sitting and

    cursing the traffic in front of you,        Or          the shower runs out of hot water, 

    Think of them……..Protecting your freedom!

     

     

    DO   NOT DELETE-PLEASE PASS   ON

     

    Message      from      Iraq

     

    The proud warriors of Baker Company wanted to do Something to pay tribute To our fallen comrades so since we

    are part of the only Marine Infantry Battalion left in  Iraq…..the one way that we could think of doing that is by

    taking a picture of Baker Company saying the way we feel.

     

    It would be awesome if you could find a way to share this with our fellow countrymen. I was wondering if there

    was any way to get this into your Papers to let the world know that

    ‘WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN’

     

    And are proud to serve our country.

     

    Semper Fi 1st Sgt Dave Jobe.

     

    The attached photo was forwarded from one of the last U.S. Marine companies in Iraq. They would like to have it

    passed to as many people as possible, to let the folks back home know that they remember why they’re there and

    that they remember those who’ve been lost…..Send this link to 13 people in the next 15 minutes.

    http://bestemailsblog.com/?p=1224

    GO!

     

     

     
  • RIGHT ANGLE INSIGHTS-ON CHARACTER

    Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the smaller ones.

    P Brooks

     
  • RUNNING IN THE RAIN

    A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence.

    It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there, under the awning, just inside the door of the Target.
    We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day.

    I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of theheavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day.Her little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in, ‘Mom let’s run through the rain,’
    she said.
    ‘What?’ Mom asked.

    ‘Let’s run through the rain!’ She repeated.

    ‘No, honey. We’ll wait until it slows down a bit,’ Mom replied.

    This young child waited a minute and repeated: ‘Mom, let’s run through the rain.’

    ‘We’ll get soaked if we do,’ Mom said.

    ‘No, we won’t, Mom. That’s not what you said this morning,’ the young girl said as she tugged at her Mom’s arm.

    ‘This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?’

    ‘Don’t you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said,

    ‘If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!‘‘The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn’t hear anything but the rain. We all stood silently. No one left. Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say.

    Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore
    what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young child’s life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith.‘Honey, you are absolutely right. Let’s run through the rain. If GOD let’s us get wet, well maybe we just need washing,’ Mom said.

    Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They got soaked.

    They were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars. And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing..Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories…So, don’t forget to make time and take the opportunities to make memories everyday.

    To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven.
    I HOPE YOU STILL TAKE THE TIME TO RUN THROUGH THE RAIN.

    They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

    Send this to the people you’ll never forget and remember to also send it to the person who sent it to you. It’s a short message to let them know that you’ll never forget them.If you don’t send it to anyone, it means you’re in a hurry.

    Take the time to live!!!

    Keep in touch with your friends, you never know when you’ll need each other — and don’t forget to run in the rain!